Baddest fight scene

Slogan fail

Seems a bit cavalier to me

Tighten your what?

Been thinking about getting into photography

Don't forget when your boss is a Facebook friend

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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each otheron an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork? 'The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our laws.'

The priest then asked, 'Have you evereaten pork?' To which the rabbi replied, 'Yes, on oneoccasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.'

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, 'Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?' The priest replied, 'Yes, that is still very much apart of our faith.'

The rabbi then asked him, 'Father, have you everfallen to the temptations of the flesh?' The priest replied, 'Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.'

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remainedsilent, thinking, for about five minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said, 'Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?'

The Grim Reaper gets confused

Yep

Two good ol' boys in a Killeen trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold watermelon after getting off of work at their local asbestos plant.

After a while, Skeeter said to his buddy, Skooter, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off coon huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

Skooter crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."

We all know how painful that can be.