Handling stress

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

Piss on it and walk away.

Household hint

Assume the position

Finally a woman who gets it.

We be Delta

Patriotism

MAKES YOU FEEL PROUD TO SEE A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TOSALUTE WHEN THE FLAG PASSES BY OR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS PLAYED!

Crunching the numbers

I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

After 5 years of marriage, he pays her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

Eliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But... Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Is it just me, or is Kristen a WAY better deal?

Just wondering

A man in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occasions.

Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, 'Why do you love doing that?'

She replies: 'Because I really miss mine'.