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A moment of clarity

Cajun Negotiation

Boudreaux wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else.One day Boudreaux got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you...' The girl looked at him, then said, 'NO.'

Boudreaux said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.... So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'

Just say YES

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Sex in the shower

In a recent survey carried out for the leading toiletries firm, 'Brut', the people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower. 86% of Detroit residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower. The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison ....

When you walk out the door in the morning and see this, in the sky......

Just go back in the house, pour another cup of coffee, and stay there. It probably isn't going to be a good day.

And she didn't even smudge her lipstick.

On Easter this ex-cheerleaderwas watching a road that lead to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road. She engaged the target..she shot him. Turned out he was a bomb maker for the Taliban and was burying an IED that was to be detonated when a US patrol walked by 30 minutes later. It would have certainly killed and wounded several soldiers.

The interesting fact of this story is the shot was measured at 725 yards. She shot him as he was bent over burying the bomb. The shot struck him in the butt blowing into the bomb which detonated. He was blown to pieces.
The Air Force made a motivational poster of her.

Golf outing

Recently I was asked to play in a golf outing.

At first I said, 'Naaahhh....'

Then they said to me, 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids'.

Then I thought..........

SHIT -- I could win this thing!!!

Mother nature