Oh nooo

I love cupcakes.

Who works here?

Mainstream media

Welcome to the neighborhood.

Motivate THIS!

I'm sensing a bit of a back door theme here...

Durr

Insert your own comment here.

Annual physical

My internal medicine doctor got me a referral to a urologist.

I went this morning...

OMG, She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy!

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

In horror, I asked her why.

She said, "Because I am trying to examine you...".

Do not mount the exhibits

The winner

The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.

Last year's term was ' Political Correctness '. The winner wrote:
'Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'

"I can't see the resemblance...."

In light of the current economic condition the Treas. has issued a newly designed dollar bill.

Deep water Blondes

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise.
They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat.
After a while Bubbles says, 'Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie?' Barbie slipped over the side and finding the water only knee deep said, 'nope, not yet Bubbles'.
So they row a little farther.... Again Bubbles asks Barbie, 'Do you think were out far enough now? Once again Barbie slips over the side and almost immediately says, 'No, this will never do, the water is only up to my chest.
'So on they row and row and row, and finally Barbie slips over the side and disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles is really getting worried when suddenly Barbie breaks the surface, gasping for breath she says, 'OK, it's finally deep enough. Hand me the shovel.'

Redneck trailer dragster

Hmmm. Seems a bit much. I guess I'm easily amused.

FEMALE COMPASSION....????

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no Legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fucked?'
The fellow said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

No one saw anything wrong with this ad? Really?

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