Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him. Mick says 'how you doin?' Paddy says 'do us a favour, nip upstairs and get my slippers, me feet are freezing.' Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed. He says 'your dads sent me up here to shag the both of you ' . They say 'get away with ya.. Prove it.' Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?' Paddy shouts back ~~ 'of course both of em, what's the point of fookin one?’