Too much sex

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties
while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to
his buddy: "Man you look tired."

His buddy says: "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I
have sex all the time. I just don't know what to do."

An older fellow, sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says:  "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit."

Prostate exam

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,'99' The old guy obeys and says, "99".

The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99".

Again, the old guy says, '99'." The doctor said, “Very good”.

Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy begins, "One...two…three…"

One tough cowpoke

Some old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie, and with the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado, rot gut whiskey, and many tall tales...

Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had
gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."


Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."


Old Red River Tom, the cowboy from Texas, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...