Joint doctor visit

A Husband and his Wife went to the Doctor.

The Doctor took the Husband in first.

The Husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his Wife and she was getting frustrated.

He checked his Blood Pressure and other things, and finally told him he would see his Wife now.

He took her to another cubicle and told her to completely disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.

She did as instructed.

He then told her to turn all the way around in the other direction. Then he said - Ok you can get dressed now, I will talk to your Husband.

Then the Doctor went into the other office and told the Husband - You can relax.

There is nothing wrong with you; I couldn't get an erection either!

The sneeze

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane..
 
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
 
The man went back to his reading.
 
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more.
 
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
 
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently.  Are you OK?"
 
"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
 
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.  "I have never heard of that condition before" he said.  "Are you taking anything for it?"
 
The woman nodded,  "Pepper."