Upsetting news

On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

Query

What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?

Job application

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"