Canadian joke

A female Mountie pulled over a drunk Newfie fisherman driving home down a back road.

She said, ''You're under arrest. Anything you say, can and will be held against you.''


''Tits!'' replied the Newfie.

Today's classic.

5,000 MEN WERE SURVEYED AS TO WHY THEY LIKE TO RECEIVE ORAL SEX....

 

   1%  LIKED THE WARMTH.

   2%  LIKED THE SENSATION.

 

   3%   LIKED THE EROTICISM.

 

94% JUST   LIKED THE PEACE & QUIET.