7 Kinds of Sex (a classic)

Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone , and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner fo! r too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'fuck you.'

The 5 th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is w! hen you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and fucks you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,

The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.