How Men can Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father 6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9. a carpenter10. a plumber11. a mechanic12. a decorator13. a stylist14. a sexologist15. a gynecologist16. a psychologist17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist19. a healer20. a good listener21. an organizer22. a good father23. very clean24. sympathetic25. athletic26. warm27. attentive28. gallant29. intelligent30. funny31. creative32. tender33. strong34. understanding35. tolerant36. prudent37. ambitious38. capable39. courageous40. Determined! 41. true42. dependable43. passionate 44. compassionate
W ITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly46. love shopping47. be honest48. be very rich49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VER Y IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:* birthdays* anniversaries * arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked 2. Bring Alcohol