The talk

Click piture to enlarge.

Chamomile Tea

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . ..

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband Harlan comes home drunkhe beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes homedrunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle andgargle".

2 weks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.Woman: "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time Harlan came home drunk Igargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened.

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Florida cold snap

It helps when you truly know yourself.

Click image to enlarge.