Chamomile Tea

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . ..

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband Harlan comes home drunkhe beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes homedrunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle andgargle".

2 weks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.Woman: "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time Harlan came home drunk Igargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened.

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"