Physician's assistant

I went to the doctor's the other day and found out ol' doc had hired a couple of Physicians Assistants. Mine was a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

I was embarrassed to be handled by her, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional...



I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."


So I said, "I think my penis tastes funny..."