Three
men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In
honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something
that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The
man from England fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You
may pass through the pearly gates’ Saint Peter said.
The
man from Scotland reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint
Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The
Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled
out a pair of women's panties.
St.
Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do
those symbolize?'
The
Irishman replied, 'These are Carol's.'
And
so the Christmas Season begins......
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment