Thursday, March 15, 2012

A classic as retold by my Brit buddy.

A group  of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a  field trip to Goodwood races to see and learn about  thoroughbred  horses.

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the  girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned  to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys  came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal..

Having no choice, she  went inside, helped the boys with their underpants, and began hoisting  the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away  from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying  not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year  four.'

"No, love,"he  replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15"

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