Irishman

I was having a drink in a bar and stuck up a conversation with an Irish guy.  He said, "Tell me laddie if ya woke up in the marnin' and there were grass stains on your knees and a condom hangin' out you butt, would you tell anyone?"

Thinking WTF? I said, "Probably not."

"Would ya like ta go campin' with me laddie?"