Thursday, September 12, 2013

Password security

Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one.
Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?
 
No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one.
Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?
 
Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
 
No, you must get a new one.
I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
 
Sorry, you must get a new one.
OK, roses
 
Sorry you must use more letters.

OK, pretty roses
 
No good, you must use at least one numerical space.

OK, 1 pretty rose
 
Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

OK, 1prettyrose
 
Sorry, you must use additional spaces.

OK, 1fuckingprettyrose
 
Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose
 
Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose
 
Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.

OK,  1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
 
Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.

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