Kind of like the NFL

For those who do not listen to the 'Today' programme on Radio 4, this is Scottish humour at its best.

Right at the end of a programme recently, there was a discussion about the obscene cost of entry into Premiership

soccer

 games, the cheapest price of £60 and £100 per game is not uncommon.

 

An older chap being interviewed said he could recall many years ago arriving at the turnstiles (It was probably Glasgow Rangers):

 

"That will be ten quid, mate".

 

"What?!" the old chap said "I could get a woman for that!"

 

The guy on the turnstile retorted, "Not for 45 minutes each way with a brass band and a meat pie in the interval, you wouldn't!"