10 speed bike

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10 speed bicycle.

His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. 

 There's no way we can afford it.' 

The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' 

Little Joseph told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. 


Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.


And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no fucking bike.