I am so sorry Bob.
I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping
your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, I’m on it more
than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can
no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology
with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and
betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his
wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a
second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I
meant "wifi", not "wife".
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