Building Permit

I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it bog green with pink trim.


The City Council told me; “Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”


So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.


Work starts on Monday. I love this country. It’s the government that scares the crap out of me.