Shave and a shoeshine

A fellow sat on the barber's chair "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."

The barber (using a straight razor by the way) began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful real breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The Texan said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."

The Texan said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him; you're closer.