I hate double standards

Some girl gets a vibrator and it's seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240Volt Fuck-Master Pro5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticized anus and breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fucking pervert!