Sunday, June 30, 2013

Aussie Helpline

"G'day mate, Aussie Helpline … what's the problem, cobbler?"
"I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up."
"Bummer, mate!"
"Thanks, mate ...I hadn't thought of that. Bye."

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