Confucius say...

Confucius Say: It's OK to let a fool kiss you but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Confucius Say: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius Say: Marriage is like a bank account.

You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.

Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland...A one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.